I know the difference between due and do.
Just as I know the difference between its and it's.
Sabbath and Sabaoth.
Your and you're.
But I just sent out an all-hands email to our school district declaring "do to the inclement weather ..."
And so, though I wish I could blame evil spirits haunting my computer, I feel like a complete moron.
Like a Dallas Cowboys fan.
Like a hoary old Marxist-Leninist still kissing Mao's picture on the wall.
Like one of those dim bulbs who show up with, ahem, gifts and plans for underage girls in To Catch A Predator.
Like high school dropout rock musicians who attempt to articulate government policy.
Like ... well, you get the picture.
Dumb. Dumb as a sack of sand. Dumb as Patrick Star(fish). Indeed, dumb as Patrick Star on crystal meth after dropping out of high school to become a Mao-suit-wearing rock musician in order to impress an investigator posing as an underage girl in a stake-house (not steak-house) somewhere in Anytown USA.
In-doo-bitably.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Doo-doo
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4 comments:
High ECD,
Your not the only won who gets sum things wrong when typing. Don't worry about it two much. Eye no that I've dun the same thing once or twice myself.
Oops, sorry that's not what I meant to type. Forgive me.
Yes, Chase, butt dew a thousand people sea yore typos? Including a boss who is an absolute perfectionist? Who's already warned yew that mistakes are unacceptable in any whey, shape or form?
Oh well. Tomorrow is another deigh.
LOL - love it!
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!
Psas Ti ON !
Yes I know that Cringe Feeling. This too shall pass.
I just now edited a post where I had used 'photo' instead of 'picture' .... it was so obviously not a photo... why I had used that word I don't know...
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