Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Please stand still sir, so that I may more easily choke you. Much obliged.

Civilization is built upon the premise that harmony can be created by suppressing the urge we feel to squeeze the throats and punch the faces of the incredibly annoying, obtuse people we encounter in our daily activities and leaving the task of punishment to others.

Such a blissful ideal is rarely met. The stupid are rarely punished. That is why people go camping to get away from it all. Or take drugs. Or go insane.


Ela said...

how long did the anger last?
I'm curious because I personally do keep a thought in my mind for a long time.
other then that, this post was kind of funny.

Eastcoastdweller said...

Eh, I should feel sorry for the guy, not hate him. But I am human. I'm feeling better today.

...amarpreet said...

20 lashings with a wet noodle???
Torture by turtle???
My remote control to extinguish???
Imagine the stupid ones as smurfs to be squished???
The ideas for this sort of breed are still there ECD!

Eastcoastdweller said...

Ah, we had fun visualizing that stuff, Amarpreet, didn't we?

...amarpreet said...

We did, and I've certainly learned that laughter is the way to go when dealing with this sort of stupid breed.