Fine Frenzy, redux

I am so dumb. Dumb as a sack of sand. Dumb as moldy bread, as a Klansman, as people who beat their children in Walmart.

I told y'all a while back about the Fine Frenzy CD that wouldn't play.

Went back to B&N today and got another copy. Still wouldn't play. What are the chances of getting two defective CDs in a row?

Sweetie took a look at it as I was putting groceries away.

"You know why this wouldn't play?" She said. "It's a DVD."

Women are smarter than men. I rest my case. And now I am enjoying this lovely DVD.