It happened in a pizza shop

So I was watching some useless, gratuitous, voyeuristic tv last night ...

... A show of the footage from a surveillance camera at some pizza place.

This creature comes in the place, not worthy to be called a woman, and cuts to the front of the line. Some dude in that unfortunate line is yakking on his cell phone and mentions the line-cutter to whoever was on the other end of his phone.

The creature goes berserk. He ignores it. That makes it madder so it spits at the cashier and goes outside and returns with The Boyfriend From Hell. TBFH is a 300 pound ex con, looks like two NFL linebackers glued together. TBFH then proceeds to pound the crap out of Cell Phone Guy, who put away his phone and paid attention a little too late. Everybody else in the pizza shop just stands and watches TBFH unload on him until the cops show up. Sickening, crunching sounds are heard meanwhile, as bones shatter and Cell Phone Guy is reshaped into a bloody mannequin.

TBFH gets four more years in the slammer. The creature gets probation.

Any lessons to be learned?

To Cell Phone Guy: Assume all creatures such as that, no matter how skanky and repulsive, probably have a boyfriend, a large, unpleasant boyfriend. Don't assume that your fellow humans will stand up for you. However, if you do find yourself being mauled by such a beast, try not to die, so that you can sue the bastard later.

To BFH: Don't date Creature or anyone like it, unless you really want to end up back in the slammer again. Big and buff as you are, you can probably afford to be a little more choosey.

To Pathetic Spectators: You'd better hope that if you ever end up in the shoes of Cell Phone Guy, you're not in the company of other people like you.

To Creature: Didn't your mother ever teach you ANYTHING at all about what it means to be a lady?

To Me: You just wasted a half hour of your life that you will never get back.