Monday, October 25, 2010

Feeling like Squidward

This comparison will make no sense to a person not well acquainted with the trials and tribulations of Squidward Tentacles. Watch a Spongebob marathon, then get back to me.

I feel like Squidward today after his encounter with Squilliam Fancypants. I just came across the Curriculum Vitae of my old college roommate, who is now Dr. So and So, a professor at Such and Such University, with a list of honors and published works that takes up two pages and is probably heavily abridged.

Me, I'm just me. Same old unremarkable job,nothing published, house in need of repair, growing old in obscurity.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled non-self-pity program.


Anonymous said...

It's just a case of the grass is greener on the other side. We all go through that. I have a doctorate and it's no use at all for getting rock concert tickets or a reservation at a popular restaurant. Also I am always hearing this "So, it's not like a real doctor,is it?"

kat said...

no it's more impressive lgs

ecd you are blessed and in your heart of hearts you know it